Complaining Round 2
Random Gripes: Have you ever noticed how in most cultures, you can't tell a new mother her child is ugly? [...]
Complaining
Winner of the the Park like a Jerk Award I'm a world-class complainer. I've been doing it all [...]
Stuff
Can we talk? As your friend, I thought it would be a good thing to bring this to your attention. [...]
A Shameless Plug and California Dreamin Part 2
First, the good news. After carefully reviewing our finances, I discovered my book sale royalties were a whopping $1.32. Since [...]
I’m Aging Like a Fine Whine
Let's face it, I'm old. It didn't happen overnight, but it finally happened. I'm old and I feel it. I wake up sore [...]
$327 A Night
That's what it cost us for a room in Salinas, California. Salinas is about 150 miles south of San Francisco [...]
The Purple Alligator
Here are some brilliant entries into the Bulwer-Lytton Literary Contest. Submissions need to be in soon so don't delay. If [...]